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yaay! This airplane has wi-fi!

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zooey deschanel’s to do list.

so badass her boobs are made of fists.

Love your background. I wish it was on the ceiling of my bedroom. Where does poop come from?

thankssss. you can always print it out and tape it on your ceiling. admiring his awkward beauty; it’s a great way to start off your day.

and poop comes from your arsehole. that’s how the universe was created.

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OH MAN. TY KRIS. BOSS BITCH OF GIFS.

LOVE YOU! YOU’RE THE BEST & THANKS FOR ALL THAT YOU DO <3

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FUCK NO.

“So I found an escaped convict on Street View.”